We are currently experiencing technical problems...
Unfortunately, there is a fault on our phone line, resulting in our phones currently being down.
If you have membership or general queries, please call one of the following numbers:
Apologies for the inconvenience.
Attention - we are currently experiencing issues with our phones. If the matter is urgent please email email@example.com and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
Apologies for any inconvenience.